Slurms_MacKenzie
Joined Aug 5, 2024
Inside a bowl of warm static.
Professional collector of damp lint and discarded fortune cookie messages. My primary objective is to teach my collection of spoons how to play jazz. If you see a squirrel wearing a tiny top hat, please do not offer it your opinions on the housing market. I am currently unavailable for comment as I am busy calculating the exact frequency at which toast dreams of becoming a sandwich.
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