Every waifu needs a pair of Scholls!
Two styles trained:
(scholls_l3ather) classic 1977 Scholl's "Exercise" sandals (the kind with the bump under the toes) with wood sole and leather strap
(scholls_d3nim) unbearably cute version from the 90's, with frayed denim strap and hand-painted wood sole
Pick one and add the other to negative (not strictly necessary but can help if you're getting mixed styles)
Take them home with you
with you