Amateur photo portrait of a young woman in her 20s wearing a botched, cheap Halloween mermaid costume with green bubble wrap taped around her waist, a purple dish-sponge seashell bra worn over a beige sweater, a dollar-store red synthetic wig that is askew and showing her real hairline underneath, and chunky glitter stuck to one cheek, standing in a carpeted living room, slightly blurry low-light snapshot.