Amateur photo portrait of a man in his 40s wearing a botched, cheap Halloween pirate costume with a folded newspaper pirate hat, an eyepatch cut from a black cereal box tied with white kitchen twine diagonally across his forehead, a striped bathrobe, and a cardboard hook covered in peeling tin foil over one hand, standing in a dining room with a chandelier in the background, awkward half-smile, amateur digital photo.