10. absurd photographic portrait, full-body of a 44-year-old woman with a practical heart-shaped face and tight brown bun, her hair styled into an elaborate bird's nest complete with twigs, mud, and three speckled eggs, two tiny birds perched on her shoulders looking proud while she carefully avoids turning her head too fast, one egg starting to roll as the witness, soft morning sunlight with nest-brown-and-egg-speckled grade, quiet nesting mood