mugquake. a wide cinematic photograph inside an old-fashioned tailor shop. A charismatic Black man in his late 50s with short gray curls, a neat goatee, and a peacock-blue tuxedo jacket sits proudly on a tiny fitting stool, pointing both index fingers at his own enormous cheeks with a smug sideways grin. A normal-sized tailor stretches a yellow measuring tape across his broad face while trying to keep a straight face. Broad rectangular silhouette, high widely spaced forward-facing ears, and deep curved cheek-to-neck folds sweeping outward. Bolts of fabric, brass mirrors, pins, warm afternoon window light, photorealistic comic timing.