g0llum, with big eyes and pale skin, wearing a 1930's 3 piece suit, is sat on a chair in a documentary style setup, cameras and lighting equipment around him. He looks up at the camera, and the camera tightens on his face. He says "Ever since we acted as gollum, gollum, in lord of the rings, it's been tough to get work". We cut to a different angle, he says softly and calmly "It's ok my love, we can find some other roles, we can be precious again"