Cinematic holiday comedy, bright, garish mall lighting with twinkling red and green LEDs. Starts with a medium close-up of a Tellarite male sitting on an oversized, velvet throne. He has unruly long grey hair spilling out from under a red Santa hat, and his massive, natural beard is brushed out to immense volume. He is wearing a classic red Santa Claus suit with white fur trim, which looks uncomfortable and tight across his chest. He is glaring furiously at an unseen point off-camera. He tugs aggressively at the white pom-pom on his hat. He speaks, his voice a gravelly, indignant snarl, the exact words 'You insist I don this ridiculous velvet garment simply because I possess a substantial beard and a rotund physique? It is blatant species profiling!' He gestures angrily with a white-gloved hand. He continues, the exact words 'Small humans climb upon my knees to demand free industrial goods without offering any trade or negotiation. It is economic madness!' He leans back, crossing his arms defiantly. He states, the exact words 'I refuse to emit the vocalization "Ho Ho Ho." It sounds like a warp core breach. I will sit here and judge them for their poor behavior. That is my gift.' A slow zoom in on his scowling face amidst the festive cheer. Photorealistic 8k texture, Unreal Engine 5 render.