Cinematic sci-fi comedy, warm domestic lighting, humorous tone. Starts medium two-shot low angle in a messy living room, where two Imperial Officers, both wearing IMPOFFF uniform—crisp olive-gray tunic and IMPOFFF uniform hat, are kneeling on a Persian rug amidst a chaos of cardboard boxes, styrofoam, and particleboard planks. Officer 1 is holding a flimsy, pictorial instruction manual with the gravity of a death sentence. Officer 2 is holding a tiny L-shaped Allen key between two gloved fingers, looking at it with deep suspicion. Officer 1 says, with severe bureaucratic intensity, the exact words "The schematic is ambiguous. It suggests the structural integrity of this 'BILLY' unit relies entirely on these primitive wooden dowels." Officer 2 stares blankly at a pile of screws, then back at the tiny tool. He replies, the exact words "This tool is a mockery of engineering. I cannot achieve maximum torque without compromising the particleboard." Officer 1 nods grimly, tapping the paper. He states, the exact words "It is a Rebel trap. We are missing three cam-lock screws."