Cinematic sci-fi comedy, sterile fluorescent lighting, humorous tone. Starts medium shot in a cramped, beige corporate copy room, where a severe, middle-aged female Imperial Officer, wearing IMPOFFF uniform—crisp olive-gray tunic and IMPOFFF uniform hat, stands with hands clasped tightly behind her back, staring down a standard office laser printer. The machine is flashing an angry orange light and beeping rhythmically. The Officer leans in close to the plastic casing, her face inches from the display screen. She says, with menacing calm, the exact words "You claim to suffer from a 'Paper Jam in Tray 2,' yet my inspection reveals the tray is empty. Your deception is transparent." The printer suddenly activates, makes a loud grinding noise, and then goes completely silent, the light turning a solid, defiant red. The Officer straightens her tunic and narrows her eyes. She states, the exact words "Very well. If you refuse to yield the document, I will authorize a thermal exhaust port breach on your toner cartridge."